The Invention of Sex
He immediately changed his Facebook status to “in a relationship” BY DOKTOR HANS LUFTPOST, PHD. It is an extremely little-known fact that our earliest ancestors were born completely ignorant of […]
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Poll: Americans Name Ben Franklin Greatest President
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania–With Presidents’ Day approaching, the Joshing Institute, a division of the American Historical Society, conducted a nationwide poll to determine our nation’s greatest president in the public’s eyes. “There […]
This Day in History: 58 Years Ago 15 Year Old Dick Cheney Killed His First Stray Dog
December 17, 1956–On this date Richard Bruce “Dick” Cheney graduated from torturing and killing insects and small rodents–and the occasional kitten–to a fully grown Labrador Retriever named Jake, embarking on […]
Researchers Unearth Clues Into the Origins of Danny DeVito
Early DeVito CAIRO, Egypt–Researchers at the American University of Cairo announced they’ve made a major discovery that could provide clues into the origin of actor Danny DeVito. Christian Carmine, professor […]
This Day in History: 45 Years Ago Matthew McConaughey Emerged Fully Formed in Texas
He jogged right out of the ocean November 4, 1969–45 years ago today Matthew McConaughey, Texas’ greatest hero and Hollywood legend, emerged fully formed from the waters of Corpus Christi […]
Native American Man Happily Celebrates Day That Marks Beginning of Centuries of Slaughter of His Ancestors
Crow: “It could be worse. I could be black.” ALLEN, N.M.–Daniel Crow plans to celebrate Columbus Day this year as he does every year: by sleeping in and collecting a […]
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