Nike Legally Adopts Thousands of Undocumented Immigrant Children
These newly adopted boys enjoy some arts and crafts time BEAVERTON, Oregon–Nike, one of the world’s largest shoe and apparel makers, has also proven that it possesses one of the […]
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Friends Have All Memorized Mark Wahlberg’s “American Ninja Warrior” Strategy
Step one: Always be working out HOLLYWOOD, Calif–Friends of actor Mark Wahlberg say they have listened to him describe his personal strategy to win the American Ninja Warrior skills competition […]
Hamas Leader Talks “Dawn of the Apes”, Killing Jews
BWN special correspondent Stark Majors sat down for a candid interview with Hamas leader, Khaled Mashal, where they talked about a wide range of subjects, including increasing tensions on the […]
This Day in History: Four Years Ago Lebron James Made “The Decision”
Black tank top or white? Let’s go with white. July 10, 2010–On this day NBA superstar Lebron James added the phrase “The Decision” to the cultural lexicon when he announced […]
Texas GOP Supports Reparative Therapy to Help Black People Act More White
Ideal black man FORT WORTH, Texas–Over 10,000 Texas Republicans gathered here to discuss and vote on platform agendas ahead of the 2016 presidential election. While talks became heated on many […]
Mexico Seeks to Stem Tide of Illegal U.S. Immigrants Crossing Border
Jobless Americans making the daring journey to Mexico MEXICO CITY–Speaking to the Senate, Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto addressed growing concerns from the country’s citizens about the increasing numbers of […]
Common Core Turns First Wave of Students Gay
Two boys celebrate summer vacation JACKSONVILLE, Florida–Florida State Rep. Charles Van Zant (R) is beginning to look like an oracle, as his warnings about Common Core standardized testing are proving […]
Scientist: Mankind Beginning to Devolve Back into Apes
This man’s DNA is identical to that of a lowland gorilla ROCKPORT, New Hampshire–Dr. Sam Payne, a professor of biology at the New Hampshire Institute of Technology, has published a […]
Soldier Pretends to Be Killed in Action, Surprises Son at Funeral
His reaction was priceless DERRY, Maine–Staff Sergeant Mike Hollis knew he wanted to make his homecoming special for his four-year old son, Tanner. The 29-year old Hollis was scheduled […]
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