Local Dog Looks On As Owner Drowns
Sparkplug showed little emotion following the accident TEMPE, AZ—Sparkplug, a three-year old black Labrador Retriever, is receiving heavy criticism after she sat on the bank of Tempe Towne Lake while […]
Castmates Fed Up With “Walking Dead” Star Who Has Remained In Character During Entire Series Run
ATLANTA—Cast and crew of the smash AMC series, The Walking Dead, are rumored to be on the verge of walking off the set of the show about a group of […]
Kobe Bryant Calls Sex With Steve Nash “Rough But Consensual”; Nash Out 2-4 Weeks
LOS ANGELES—The Los Angeles Lakers announced point guard Steve Nash will miss up to four weeks following injuries he sustained on their latest road trip. “Steve’s just a little banged […]
Steubenville Residents Decry Decision To Tone Down Annual Rape Festival
Last year’s festival was the biggest in the 60 year history of the celebration STEUBENVILLE, OH—Residents of this quiet Ohio community are up in arms over city leaders’ decision to […]
Leading Theologian Believes Jesus Only Loves One In Five Americans
That’s this many SEWANEE,TN–The Rev. Dr. Christopher Ryan, Professor of the New Testament at Sewanee University, has made a startling discovery regarding our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. “Throughout my […]
This Day In History: 25 Years Ago Barack Obama First Came To The United States
March 13, 1989—In the early morning hours a cargo ship docked in New York harbor. One particular storage container held a much lighter load than the others. When this container […]
Researchers Now Believe Amelia Earhart Crash Just Proves Women Shouldn’t Be Pilots
Historians think she should have given modeling a try BERKELEY—Researchers at the University of California at Berkeley have spent the past two years painstakingly retracing the doomed final flight of […]
Famed Director Accepts Anne Hathaway’s Offer To Kill Herself For a Role In His Upcoming Film
HOLLYWOOD—Paul Thomas Anderson, celebrated director of There Will Be Blood and The Master, says he will be happy to add a scene for his upcoming film if Oscar winner Anne […]
Kansas Student Wins Science Fair With Nativity Scene
TOPEKA—As her fellow students worked on their science projects for the yearly district science fair, 6th grader Ashley Parker struggled to come up with a theme for her own project. […]
Local Pig Desperately Trying To Learn To Talk As Slaughterhouse Date Approaches
SPRINGFIELD, MO—In just over a month, local pig farmer Dan Hankins will load this season’s yearlings into a trailer and transport them to the slaughterhouse. Fattening pigs, as they are […]
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