Customers leave this life with full bellies and broken dreams LAS VEGAS—A popular Las Vegas hamburger joint that caters to suicidal customers who want a tasty last meal is expanding […]
Sandusky calls prison “Way better than I expected.” FRANKLIN TOWNSHIP, PA—When 14 year-old Joey Patrick found out earlier this year that the cancer he had struggled with for the last […]
Is that your review, or are you just happy to see us? SACRAMENTO—Soon-to-be Pulitzer Prize-winning media critic Alex Schildgen has just completed his masterwork: a glowing review of the hard-hitting, […]
Immediately following the Rosie O’Donnell ruling WASHINGTON D.C.—Members of the United States Supreme Court have ruled that the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act is largely unconstitutional, paving the way for […]
A recently murdered resident greets visitors to Chicago CHICAGO—Tourism officials in Chicago are preparing to launch a daring new advertising campaign that will tout the city’s high murder rate as […]
The tough but thoughtful McIntyre has a Philosophy degree from NYU SANDY RIDGE, AZ—Bill “Razorblades” McIntyre, a one-time stunt driver and veteran of the special forces, says he has reluctantly […]
March Madness is a difficult time for Josh Stevens BALTIMORE, MD—For many sports fans, the NCAA men’s college basketball tournament is a celebration of the purity of sports, a time […]
Last year’s festival was the biggest in the 60 year history of the celebration STEUBENVILLE, OH—Residents of this quiet Ohio community are up in arms over city leaders’ decision to […]
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