Corey Feldman Biopic Delayed Again
HOLLYWOOD—The on-again off-again feature film adaptation of the Corey Feldman autobiography, I’m Not As Bad As You Think I Am, is off again, according to executives at Warner Bros., where […]
Monthly Archives: March 2013
“At Least He’s Not Mexican” Most Effective Argument For Alabama Obama Supporter
Alabama Progressive Thinker WEST BLUETICK, AL—Markie Roland has spent the past few years embroiled in a largely ineffectual battle to convince his fellow townspeople to show some respect to President […]
Tom Brady To Play Entire 2013 NFL Season Blindfolded
Brady also toyed with the idea of playing from a sitting position BOSTON—New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, who recently made headlines by signing a contract worth substantially less than […]
Local Dog Looks On As Owner Drowns
Sparkplug showed little emotion following the accident TEMPE, AZ—Sparkplug, a three-year old black Labrador Retriever, is receiving heavy criticism after she sat on the bank of Tempe Towne Lake while […]
Castmates Fed Up With “Walking Dead” Star Who Has Remained In Character During Entire Series Run
ATLANTA—Cast and crew of the smash AMC series, The Walking Dead, are rumored to be on the verge of walking off the set of the show about a group of […]
Kobe Bryant Calls Sex With Steve Nash “Rough But Consensual”; Nash Out 2-4 Weeks
LOS ANGELES—The Los Angeles Lakers announced point guard Steve Nash will miss up to four weeks following injuries he sustained on their latest road trip. “Steve’s just a little banged […]
Steubenville Residents Decry Decision To Tone Down Annual Rape Festival
Last year’s festival was the biggest in the 60 year history of the celebration STEUBENVILLE, OH—Residents of this quiet Ohio community are up in arms over city leaders’ decision to […]
Leading Theologian Believes Jesus Only Loves One In Five Americans
That’s this many SEWANEE,TN–The Rev. Dr. Christopher Ryan, Professor of the New Testament at Sewanee University, has made a startling discovery regarding our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. “Throughout my […]
This Day In History: 25 Years Ago Barack Obama First Came To The United States
March 13, 1989—In the early morning hours a cargo ship docked in New York harbor. One particular storage container held a much lighter load than the others. When this container […]
Researchers Now Believe Amelia Earhart Crash Just Proves Women Shouldn’t Be Pilots
Historians think she should have given modeling a try BERKELEY—Researchers at the University of California at Berkeley have spent the past two years painstakingly retracing the doomed final flight of […]
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