Texas Governor Instructs National Guard to Monitor Perseids Meteor Shower

August 13, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

AUSTIN, Texas–Governor Greg Abbott has responded to growing concerns from residents all across the state who believe the Perseids Meteor Shower to be a carefully orchestrated ruse that the Obama […]

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Average Texas IQ Jumps Two Points After Latest Round of Executions

February 13, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

AUSTIN, Texas–Governor Greg Abbott defended Texas’ policies regarding capital punishment, saying the state’s record number of executions actually highlights the progressive social attitudes of Texas residents. “As Texans, we believe […]

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Texas Governor Instructs National Guard to Monitor Perseids Meteor Shower

Average Texas IQ Jumps Two Points After Latest Round of Executions