Sean Hannity Diagnosed with Rare Form of Stupidity
NEW YORK CITY–Sean Hannity, host of the Fox News program Hannity, shocked his legions of fans today when he revealed that he has been diagnosed with an extremely rare and […]
Monthly Archives: August 2015
Texas Governor Instructs National Guard to Monitor Perseids Meteor Shower
AUSTIN, Texas–Governor Greg Abbott has responded to growing concerns from residents all across the state who believe the Perseids Meteor Shower to be a carefully orchestrated ruse that the Obama […]
Mike Huckabee Draws Perfect Likeness of Inside of Own Rectum From Memory Alone
Can you speak up? I have shit in my ears. MARYVILLE, Arkansas—GOP presidential hopeful and former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee visited Miss Cynthia Parker’s first grade art class at Maryville […]
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