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Trump: Abortion OK Only When Made to Look Like Miscarriage

April 22, 2024by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

  NEW YORK CITY–In an apparent attempt to appeal to both Republican and Democratic voters, GOP Presidential Nominee Donald Trump today clarified his stance on abortion. “Abortion is wrong–period.  I’ve […]

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Debate Moderator Reminds Trump to Keep Answers On Topic, Hands off Hillary’s Pussy

October 20, 2016by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

LAS VEGAS–Fox News anchor Chris Wallace opened last night’s final presidential debate as moderator by reminding GOP nominee Donald Trump to stay on topic, keep his answers short and respectful, […]

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Steelers Sign Roethlisberger to Protective Order

March 24, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania–The Pittsburgh Steelers announced today that they have convinced star quarterback Ben Roethlisberger to sign a long term protective order that will keep him at least 500 feet away […]

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Third Muppet Accuses Frank Oz of Sexual Assault

December 12, 2014by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Caught in the act? LOS ANGELES–Frederick J. Sorenstein, who for nearly 40 years has played the role of Fozzie Bear on The Muppet Show and a dozen Muppet-focused motion pictures, […]

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Stunned Jameis Winston Learns Meaning of “Consensual”

December 4, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Can you use it in a sentence? TALLAHASSEE, Florida–Embattled Florida State University quarterback Jameis Winston said today that this whole time he’s been thinking consensual meant something completely different than […]

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Sports

Statistics: One in Three Women Will Be Raped by Bill Cosby

November 22, 2014by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Often times the attacks occur during a performance WASHINGTON, D.C.–According to data compiled by the U.S. Center for Crimes Against Nature, one out of every three women either have been […]

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