Supreme Court Rules that Size Doesn’t Matter
WASHINGTON, D.C.–The United States Supreme Court ruled today 5-4 that size does not matter in any way in matters pertaining to human physiology. “It’s not the size of the wave, it’s […]
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Weird Shaped Cranium All That’s Keeping LeBron James From Shaving Head
CLEVELAND, Ohio–Cleveland Cavaliers star forward LeBron James said today that he would love to just go ahead and shave his head entirely bald, but his oddly-shaped skull makes that almost […]
This Day in History: Four Years Ago Lebron James Made “The Decision”
Black tank top or white? Let’s go with white. July 10, 2010–On this day NBA superstar Lebron James added the phrase “The Decision” to the cultural lexicon when he announced […]
Russell Westbrook Kills Three Thunder Reserves During Heated Practice
There was blood everywhere OKLAHOMA CITY–Oklahoma City Thunder point guard Russell Westbrook is well known for his intensity on the basketball court, and generally serves as the team’s emotional leader […]
Dennis Rodman Named CIA Spy of the Year
Rodman’s spying motto: Fuck incognito LANGLEY, VA–Basketball Hall of Famer and former NBA All-Star Dennis Rodman was named the 2013 recipient of the coveted Sterling Hayden Award, given each year […]
Kobe Bryant Calls Sex With Steve Nash “Rough But Consensual”; Nash Out 2-4 Weeks
LOS ANGELES—The Los Angeles Lakers announced point guard Steve Nash will miss up to four weeks following injuries he sustained on their latest road trip. “Steve’s just a little banged […]
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