Happy motherfucking Motherfucker’s Day motherfucker HOLLYWOOD–Legendary actor Samuel L. Jackson has been named the Grand Marshall for this year’s Macy’s Motherfucker’s Day parade. Perhaps best known for his role in […]
HEAVEN–Saying He realizes it sounds a little shallow and immature, Jesus admitted today that having His birthday fall on Christmas is a bit of a bummer. “It’s like you only […]
If the stuffing doesn’t kill her now LINCOLN, NE–Over the past several years, the Luther family has seen its once-huge gatherings become ever smaller. A decade ago, it was not […]
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