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Nation’s Flies Rally Against Proposed Fly Swatter-Control Bill

January 16, 2016by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

WASHINGTON, D.C.–Nearly a billion common houseflies buzzed the nation’s capital today to protest a bill that would require flies to show two forms of photo identification when purchasing fly-swatters.  The […]

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Nation’s Flies Rally Against Proposed Fly Swatter-Control Bill

July 22, 2015by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

WASHINGTON, D.C.–Nearly a billion common houseflies buzzed the nation’s capital today to protest a bill that would require flies to show two forms of photo identification when purchasing fly-swatters.  The […]

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Chicago Tourism Board Readies “Murder City” Campaign

March 27, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

A recently murdered resident greets visitors to Chicago CHICAGO—Tourism officials in Chicago are preparing to launch a daring new advertising campaign that will tout the city’s high murder rate as […]

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Threat Of Stricter Gun Laws Forcing More Criminals To Consider Rape As A Career

March 11, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

WICHITA–As the nation braces for new and stricter gun laws, small time crooks are being forced to consider alternate career paths.  Tougher background checks will likely make it so difficult […]

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