Glenn Beck Asks Listeners to Imagine Obama Having Sex With Their Mothers
And she’s having to hold on to the bedrails WESTLAKE, TX–Noted conservative radio show host Glenn Beck took a moment on his program today to ask his listeners to close […]
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Rush Limbaugh On His Courageous Two-Decade Battle With Brain-Eating Amoeba
Limbaugh: “Everything below my hand is basically amoeba shit.” PALM BEACH, FL–Ever since his stunning announcement last year that he has been living since the early nineties with an amoeba […]
White House Says Obama Won’t Visit Birthplace on Upcoming Africa Trip
Three year-old Barack Obama plays with his mother in Kenya WASHINGTON D.C.—The White House announced today that President Obama will be visiting three African nations this summer on diplomatic tour, […]
Now Obama Just Going To Personally Confiscate Guns
Wave bye to your guns! WASHINGTON D.C.—After his latest gun control legislation failed to even receive a vote in congress, President Obama has signed a new executive order that authorizes […]
This Day In History: 25 Years Ago Barack Obama First Came To The United States
March 13, 1989—In the early morning hours a cargo ship docked in New York harbor. One particular storage container held a much lighter load than the others. When this container […]
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