Kansas Student Wins Science Fair With Nativity Scene
TOPEKA—As her fellow students worked on their science projects for the yearly district science fair, 6th grader Ashley Parker struggled to come up with a theme for her own project. […]
Local Pig Desperately Trying To Learn To Talk As Slaughterhouse Date Approaches
SPRINGFIELD, MO—In just over a month, local pig farmer Dan Hankins will load this season’s yearlings into a trailer and transport them to the slaughterhouse. Fattening pigs, as they are […]
Proposed Oklahoma Law Would Require A Woman To Knit Tiny Booties Prior To Getting An Abortion
OKLAHOMA CITY–A proposed new Oklahoma state law is under attack by women’s rights groups who argue that it will make it more difficult for a woman to choose to have an […]
US Troops Training Afghanistan Police Have Difficulty Determining Who To Profile
KABUL–US military forces tasked with training Afghanistan police officers are encountering some unforeseen difficulties in demonstrating the proper procedures for certain aspects of American law enforcement. “We’re not really […]
Threat Of Stricter Gun Laws Forcing More Criminals To Consider Rape As A Career
WICHITA–As the nation braces for new and stricter gun laws, small time crooks are being forced to consider alternate career paths. Tougher background checks will likely make it so difficult […]
Scientists Discover Homosexuality Cure In Aborted Fetuses
FT. WORTH–Researchers at Texas Christian University have made a breakthrough in their search for a cure for homosexuality, according to a spokesperson for the school. “Early results in test subjects […]
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