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Monthly Archives: October 2013

Dallas Cowboys Coaches on Edge After Owner Jerry Jones Develops Ability to Kill with His Mind

October 29, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

I’m crushing your head! ARLINGTON, TX–Sources described the mood around Dallas Cowboys headquarters this week as “nerve-wracking” following another crushing defeat, this time at the hands of the Detroit Lions. […]

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Sports

Federal Judge Orders Texas to Increase Abortions

October 29, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Yeakel: “There will be blood, oh yes!” AUSTIN, TX–In a move that stunned supporters of live babies, U.S. District Judge Lee Yeakel ruled yesterday that key provisions of House Bill […]

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Method Actor Kills Self to Prepare for Guest Role on The Walking Dead

October 21, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Parker called the role his “big break” MARBLE CITY, GA–When Ben Parker learned he had earned a guest role on the hit AMC series, The Walking Dead, he could barely […]

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Entertainment

Protest of University of Notre Dame Fighting Irish Nickname Ends in Drunken Brawl

October 21, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

The brawl ended with a dance contest SOUTH BEND, IN–A group of Irish-Americans who were outside the University of Notre Dame protesting the school’s Fighting Irish nickname and what they […]

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Sports

Native American Man Happily Celebrates Day That Marks Beginning of Centuries of Slaughter of His Ancestors

October 14, 2013by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

Crow: “It could be worse.  I could be black.” ALLEN, N.M.–Daniel Crow plans to celebrate Columbus Day this year as he does every year: by sleeping in and collecting a […]

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