ESPN Reports Dropped Soap Down 70% in St. Louis Rams Showers
ST. LOUIS, Missouri–ESPN NFL Insider John Clayton reported today that the St. Louis Rams have shown dramatic improvement this off-season in their ability to hold on to the soap in […]
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This Day in History: Four Years Ago Lebron James Made “The Decision”
Black tank top or white? Let’s go with white. July 10, 2010–On this day NBA superstar Lebron James added the phrase “The Decision” to the cultural lexicon when he announced […]
Peyton Manning Reminds Fans He’s Basically Been Playing With a Broken Goddamn Neck
Sometimes he has to actually hold his head in place DENVER–Following his team’s humiliating 43-8 defeat in Super Bowl XLVIII at the hands of the Seattle Seahawks, Denver Broncos quarterback […]
Sobbing Kirk Herbstreit Loads Shotgun, Prepares to Put Lee Corso Down
Herbstreit says he’s known for some time now BRISTOL, CT–Sobbing quietly, and a bit unsteady on his feet, ESPN College Gameday co-host and college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit walks out […]
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