Zookeepers Frustrated By Kinky Panda That Will Only Ejaculate on Mate’s Back

August 12, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Sometimes he just glazes the whole room CHICAGO–Excitement has turned to frustration at the Chicago Zoo, as officials who had hoped the zoo’s lone female panda bear, Muffin, would successfully […]

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Chicago Tourism Board Readies “Murder City” Campaign

March 27, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

A recently murdered resident greets visitors to Chicago CHICAGO—Tourism officials in Chicago are preparing to launch a daring new advertising campaign that will tout the city’s high murder rate as […]

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Zookeepers Frustrated By Kinky Panda That Will Only Ejaculate on Mate’s Back

Chicago Tourism Board Readies “Murder City” Campaign