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McDonald’s Introduces 99-Cent, Bio-Degradable, Big Mac

October 18, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Have it your finger-lickin way OAK BROOK, Illinois–In an effort to remain viable in the ultra-competitive fast food industry, McDonald’s Corporation announced today that it is offering its popular Big […]

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Struggling Apple Entices New Employees With Samsung Stock Options

September 5, 2014by Sal Kingfisher 1 Comment

CUPERTINO, Calif.–As Apple, Inc. stocks continue to struggle, the computer giant is having an increasingly difficult time attracting the kind of highly sought-after IT workers it has long relied on […]

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GM Recalls When its Vehicles Weren’t Piles of Shit

March 22, 2014by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Ah, the good old days DETROIT, MI–Following a series of recalls of several of its models for faulty ignition switches, General Motors announced today that it is recalling a time, […]

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“Profits up 30% in Q2,” Beams Savvy Homeless Man Who Moved Location to Coinstar Machine

July 18, 2013by Sal Kingfisher Leave a comment

Robinson has been too busy to shave, or unzip his pants to piss, since business picked up   By Phil O’Donoghue Special to Broken World News SILVER SPRING, MD – […]

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